1. Someone who is so retarded they should not be employed in a supervisory or managerial position but unfortunately for the rest of the world that must interact with them they are.

2. Someone who should only be employed at the circus or as childrens birthday entertainment.

Durkaeric: The question being is....can a 40 Ton counterweight be carried in a half ton pickup truck?

Joe Blow: Durkaeric is a real effin clowntard isn't he!

clowntard by Vagetarian89 November 19, 2010

hungarian clowncar

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)

That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!

hungarian clowncar by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

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Clownward

Intro
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yеah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yеah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Verse 1
I'm in the litty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the shitty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the witty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
You're in the titty committee, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
I'm in the bitty ga-bitty, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pre-Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah

Verse 2
I slapped your momma
Oh yeah yeah
She voted for Obama
Oh yeah yeah
You have a pet llama
Chorus
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Oh yeah yeah, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Outro
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah
Obama, oh yeah yeah yeah yeah

Yo Clownward released a new song and it is fire.

Clownward by Clownward June 20, 2021

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clowncar

1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.

That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.

clowncar by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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