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clown hat 

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.
The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.
clown hat by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

The Clownataur

The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.
I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.
The Clownataur by Neil Bothamley January 4, 2009

clownhut 

Welcome to n@rbys clownhut

No AWP d00ds!
clownhut by Mike Hunt February 13, 2003

Clown Hat 

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.
Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding
Clown Hat by C H December 31, 2003

clownhauer 

A male who seems to revel in having only the most obnoxious attributes of a clown.

A particularly butch woman whose haircut is the colour or style of a clown.

Anti-clown weaponry used by NAZIs before and after World War II. (There have been some reports of the NAZIs using clownhauers DURING WWII, but so far no evidence has been unveiled which would support this.)
"Boy that clownhauer sure is a killer, huh?"
clownhauer by Steve Sanchez November 23, 2006

clownhair 

that clown has clownhair
clownhair by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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