clownhat 

A combination of asshat and assclown that saves you from having to use the word "ass".

What a clownhat you are!

clownhat by dingoateyourbaby May 23, 2007

clown hat 

The triangle of pubic hair on a woman. Flip that clown upside-down and put a ball on top, and you have a clown hat.

The girls were in the bathroom talking about how much of a bitch it is to take care of their clown hats.

clown hat by elspicyjack June 18, 2009

The Clownataur

The Clownataur is a mythical beast. It is a cross between a minotaur and a clown. It rides a customized tandem bike with the middle handlebars removed. The tandem bike has very rusty wheels and makes a squeeking sound when they spin. It is said that the Clownataur lives on themoors between Leek and Buxton. The Clownataur likes to stalk people at night then rape them. After the attack it sexually degrades you by saying that you smell like cheese and onion crisps.

I was walking home the other night and i was attacked by the Clownataur.

The Clownataur by Neil Bothamley January 4, 2009

clownhut 

a gathering of laughter

Welcome to n@rbys clownhut

No AWP d00ds!

clownhut by Mike Hunt February 13, 2003

Clown Hat 

A used colostomy bag that is turned inside out and worn on ones head.

Lisa was feeling classy, so she wore her clown hat to the wedding

Clown Hat by C H December 31, 2003

clownhauer 

A male who seems to revel in having only the most obnoxious attributes of a clown.

A particularly butch woman whose haircut is the colour or style of a clown.

Anti-clown weaponry used by NAZIs before and after World War II. (There have been some reports of the NAZIs using clownhauers DURING WWII, but so far no evidence has been unveiled which would support this.)

"Boy that clownhauer sure is a killer, huh?"

clownhauer by Steve Sanchez November 23, 2006

clownhair 

Clown hair, literally

that clown has clownhair

clownhair by urmomgaeasf June 11, 2022