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A clothier completes tasks at a neraly perfect level. When someone performs in a nearly flawless fashion, he/she is a clothier.
"Man, Michael Jordan totally pulled a clothier in that playoff game against the Jazz last night!"

"Tiger Woods clothiered that course! He won the tourney by 16 strokes."

"That guy is a real clothier with the ladies."

"Brian Clothiers Everything He Does."
clothier by Casey Swift December 7, 2006
To use facebook or other social networking sites to unearth risque photos of work colleagues. It's usually done in the early days of someone starting their job and most targets are female.
I just started a new job but I've been totally fucking clothier-ed after the guys found a shot of me giving my boyfriend a frosty on Facebook.
Clothier by wapping1 September 13, 2010
In World Of Warcraft, a player who's class only uses cloth armor, and is unable to use leather, mail, or plate.
Don't let them attack me guys, I'm only a clothie!!
Clothie by Cutsharp November 15, 2010

clothered 

When something valuable or easily broken (e.g. cell phone, game controller, game case) is on the floor and covered by clothes in such a way that misleads you into thinking it is safe to step on.
Tom's new video game was soon stepped on and cracked after being clothered.

Avoid leaving dirty clothes on the floor; you never know what valuables could be clothered by them.
clothered by unreal1298 September 5, 2011

clotaire 

The most handsome man alive, great tutor, best father
Clotaire ? Yassss king
clotaire by Turnip gaye May 12, 2022
Lothaire is a really charismatic and joking person. He always laughs to lighten the atmosphere and does not hesitate to be embarrassing to make people around him laugh. Lothaire is well built but does not brag about it because he is also humble. He is a great lover of alcohol, especially beer and whiskey in mythical barrels.

An original historical name that makes him fit in the category of cool people.
Lothaire with your Celtic suspenders you are really fresh
lothaire by Celtos November 21, 2021
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