clownhanger 

An extremely depressing film. Coined from the film 'Brassed Off' starring Ewan McGregor that featured a clown hanging from a lamppost.

Requiem for a dream turned out to be a real clownhanger.

clownhanger by localgirl.co.uk June 13, 2008

clownmander in chief 

Anytime the commander is chief of any nation is a clown.

The Clownmander in Chief offered to send our soldiers to Mexico to help them with their Bad Hombre problem.

clownmander in chief by theauthormarkwilkins February 2, 2017

ClownMonger 

Lonely internet chat site user, never brave enough to use its usual user name; commonly found trying to get a reaction by flooding sites with unfunny and often rude, aggressive behaviour.

Hates to be ignored; must always be the centre of attention, usually as a result of being ignored as a child by its now deceased Mother.

Medication and electro-therapy are recommended treatments. In severe cases a gun to the head may be the preferred option.

Oh look; yet another ClownMonger on here; IGNORE AND AVOID.

ClownMonger by Ban Hammer July 19, 2009

clownhauer 

A male who seems to revel in having only the most obnoxious attributes of a clown.

A particularly butch woman whose haircut is the colour or style of a clown.

Anti-clown weaponry used by NAZIs before and after World War II. (There have been some reports of the NAZIs using clownhauers DURING WWII, but so far no evidence has been unveiled which would support this.)

"Boy that clownhauer sure is a killer, huh?"

clownhauer by Steve Sanchez November 23, 2006

closehanger 

when you

have sex upside down

closehanger is when you have sex up side down and ur girls vomits after

closehanger by mmmman May 19, 2018

clobenhanger 

Fatty big stupid head.

You're such a clobenhanger.

clobenhanger by Madmadmad12345 March 6, 2025