1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 09, 2007

by m. fire! December 03, 2007

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)
by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 25, 2008

by Neo June 15, 2003
