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1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
clowncar by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
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A particularly whorish slut, whose body is a vehicle for 3 or more dicks in a given session.
Really, the bitch is just chock full of dicks all the time. She's such a clowncar.
clowncar by m. fire! December 3, 2007

hungarian clowncar 

It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)
That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!
hungarian clowncar by XCRRTY October 19, 2013

Albuquerque Clowncar 

Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.

Lincoln Clowncar 

An old car, beat up car, opposite of a "fatty q-ship"; derived from the Lincoln Towncar.
Joe "I just bought a Lincoln Clowncar from Ricky for 300 bones."
Lincoln Clowncar by Neo June 15, 2003

rom com clown car 

A sub genre of romantic comedy (rom com) in which an absurd number of A-B list actors are cast. Ostensibly, this allows for "intertwining" plot lines, but is clearly designed to maximize revenue by appealing to all conceivable demographics.
"Valentine's Day" is a rom com clown car, starring everyone who has ever lived.

Clown Car Syndrome 

Used to describe any situation or place that suffers a sudden influx of people for no explicable reason, like those piling into a clown car.
At 2:10, the lecture hall suffered a severe case of Clown Car Syndrome.
Clown Car Syndrome by Trotbot April 3, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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