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clownarchy 

noun. A system or regime of corruption by which clowns make celebrities of non-celebrities.
"All the President's men made hot messes of themselves during a riotous clownarchy." -Vanity Glare, 2018 Feb
clownarchy by @RealityWinner February 18, 2018
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clownarchist 

noun. A person who supports clowns in political positions.

adjective. (slang), A state of clowning in which a clownarchy gets trumped.
The clownarchist winked at a politician before applying make-up and retweeting an article about a Bitcoin entrepreneur hiding assets from Uncle Sam.

That is the most clownarchist douche bag you'll ever meet outside Trump Tower.

Back when your grandfather's penis used to work without Cialis, several clownarchists conspired to cover-up a break-in in Washington, DC.

Lunch with a clownarchist should be avoided by women and children.

There's a semi-literate clownarchist born every day.
Related Words

Clownary 

So like when u do something and U become a whole clown after it
“Did you see Sarah eat out of the trash?”
“Yeah that’s clownary”

Clownary 

An instagram spam page that is known for secretly being Beyoncé, while some fans speculate that it is actually Nicki Minaj.
Clownary ate that up purr.

Daddy... I wanna be Clownary when I grow up.

clanarchy 

A munch
50B Networth
10000 hours
lvl 345
GM of eschatology (54)
clanarchy is a munch
clanarchy by eschatology January 31, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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