clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.
Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.
by Matt Rumley December 19, 2008
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Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.
After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.
by Joey Sauce February 04, 2010
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clownface

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.
Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.
by jniz March 03, 2008
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clownface

See Strawberry cheesecake or Cherry danish but it is the same thing. The Pirate is another sexual act with which I was unfamiliar until I saw this website but I recommend reading up on it and by the way, practice DOES make perfect!!!
She deserved it. Give your girlfriend a clownface tonight!!!! She'll never call you a fucking slacker again!!
by Fox JK October 15, 2006
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clownface

Something that is not correct (just plain wrong)...goofy..Obivious to the most casual observer not right!
This situation has "clown face" written all over it. ...
by Anonymous April 17, 2003
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