clownfaced

When you are drunk to the point of acting like a clown, also when you are drunk your cheeks often turn red like a clown.

Bro, I was so clownfaced last night i couldn't tie my shoe.

by Matt Rumley December 22, 2008

Clown Faced

When a woman wears too much makeup.

Monica is such a pretty woman, but I wish she wasn't so clown faced.

by SXSW May 31, 2011

Clownface

The act of eating out a female while she has her period.

After I went clownface my girlfriend wiped the blood off my face with a wet washcloth.

by Joey Sauce February 4, 2010

Clownfused

Clownfused- a clown that is constantly confused about their sexuality. They are often found doing it in the reverse lowngirl position at your local park.

that clown is totally clownfused. they cant tell if they like bussy or not

by fromthedownunder February 15, 2019

Clownfused

Clownfused is the best lesbian you will ever have in your life, expect Clownfused to be there when steve down the road won't suck your right big toe.

Alternatively to be clownfused
a serious sexual confusion concerning your attraction to clowns.

'You know that clown guy?'
'CLOWNFUSED?'
'Yeah that lesbian.'

by MissingClown February 16, 2019

clownface

The act of emitting male ejaculate on a female's face, and then delivering a quick punch to her nose, causing a nosebleed.

Yeah, I finally gave her a clownface last night. She hadn't consented, so she was rather upset with me. The good news, however, is that now I only need to pull off the Dirty Sanchez.

by jniz March 2, 2008

cornfaced

When you get a swirly in a potty queen at the Philadelphia Folk Festival.

Dude! You fall on my tent again you are totally gonna get cornfaced!

by Officer muddbutt July 5, 2016