Clownfused

Clownfused- a clown that is constantly confused about their sexuality. They are often found doing it in the reverse lowngirl position at your local park.

that clown is totally clownfused. they cant tell if they like bussy or not

Clownfused by fromthedownunder February 15, 2019

Clownfused

Clownfused is the best lesbian you will ever have in your life, expect Clownfused to be there when steve down the road won't suck your right big toe.

Alternatively to be clownfused
a serious sexual confusion concerning your attraction to clowns.

'You know that clown guy?'
'CLOWNFUSED?'
'Yeah that lesbian.'

Clownfused by MissingClown February 16, 2019

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

Color Confused 

The new politically correct term for those who are "color blind".

Billy: "Mom! Shawn from school is so color blind that he can't tell red from green!"

Mom: "Watch your mouth Billy! The correct term is color confused."

Color Confused by andIwaslikeyes March 12, 2011

Clownfished 

Clownfishing: (Clownfished) When a man gets tricked or catfished by a woman wearing so much makeup that she looks nothing like her real face. Literally wearing as much makeup as a clown.

I thought I met the perfect girl last night, but after she came out of the shower this morning I realized I've been clownfished.

Clownfished by KingMultiGenre June 4, 2021