Cloaser

If your names marc your a keeper. You have a big dick, black hair and eyes. Physically active. And loves to make people laugh, you are a loyal person. Your very attractive, and can steal anyone's bitch.
"Damn look at Marc over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at sports"

"Damn look at Cloaser (Marc) over there"

" Marc has a big dick"

"Hes a keeper"

" He's AMAZING at esports"

by cloasersbitch October 12, 2020

cloaser

the best streamer on the planet, no question

You: “Have you heard of Cloaser?”
Friend: “No, who’s that?”
You: *Vigorously slaps friend across face*

by L1amaaa October 12, 2020

cloaser

The best streamer on the planet, no question.

You: “U know Cloaser the streamer?”
Friend: “Nah who tf is that?”
You: *Vigorously slaps friend across the face* “How, dare, you.”

by L1amaaa October 12, 2020

Cloaker

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Another Year Closer!

It's my Birthday! It's your Birthday!

Well, tomorrow I'll be "Another Year Closer!" It's my Birthday!, It's my Birthday!

by talk2me-JCH2 March 11, 2021

closer to the sun

an abolutely amazing song by the band slightly stoopid...hellz yea

Closer to the sun, and far from the moon

by Robotcow January 5, 2009

Cloaker

An enemy in the payday video games that can disguise and run at you (extremely quickly) and kick you in the face,knocking you down.While running at you they make a very loud and annoying static noise and it gets louder as they get closer and can also ambush you from around corners.AKA the fucking scariest thing ever if your wearing heavy armor.(as the weight from the armor will slow you down).

Dave:Yo John got kicked by a cloaker! Brandon:Why didn't he say anything? Dave:I don't fucking know his mic is shitty just go revive him.

by Pssh Im MLG January 2, 2015