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clockapult 

One way to make time fly.
Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
clockapult by flyingdog June 15, 2008
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Clockage 

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.
I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.
Clockage by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

chokkaru 

Newbie, amateur in any field but enthusiastic person to learn. Someone who eagerly start learning a particular field but is currently far away from possessing solid skills.
Commonly, it is referred to young guys who join any particular field or organization with less or no experience
I have hired a few chokkaru guys who would work on a small sub project of my project.
chokkaru by Abs1 September 17, 2011

Clockalicious 

The act of being attracted to someone’s clock AKA cock
Wow that clock of yours is so clockalicious!
Clockalicious by Dazaisepicclock February 24, 2022
Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

cloakardigan 

Cloak/Cardigan: A friggen long-ass cardigan!
Kevin: Nadia, is that a cloak? or a cardigan?
Nadia: It's a Cloakardigan, you n00b...
cloakardigan by chasingtheinfinite September 24, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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