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clockapult 

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
clockapult by flyingdog June 15, 2008
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Clockage 

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.
I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.
Clockage by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

chokkaru 

Newbie, amateur in any field but enthusiastic person to learn. Someone who eagerly start learning a particular field but is currently far away from possessing solid skills.
Commonly, it is referred to young guys who join any particular field or organization with less or no experience
I have hired a few chokkaru guys who would work on a small sub project of my project.
chokkaru by Abs1 September 17, 2011

Clockalicious 

The act of being attracted to someone’s clock AKA cock
Wow that clock of yours is so clockalicious!
Clockalicious by Dazaisepicclock February 24, 2022
Youre photoshopping skills are clockable sis

If you see a trans person and you can tell they are not their birth sex that means they were clockable

You can tell something is not as it seems
Bitch that weave is clockable af
Clockable by Jeremy smile April 25, 2019

cloakardigan 

Cloak/Cardigan: A friggen long-ass cardigan!
Kevin: Nadia, is that a cloak? or a cardigan?
Nadia: It's a Cloakardigan, you n00b...
cloakardigan by chasingtheinfinite September 24, 2018