Clockage 

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.

I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.

Clockage by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

clockage 

Time; commonly referred to in football or other timed sports.

Variations: unclockage (time-out, stop the clock), reclockage (time-in, start the clock)

Now that our team has the lead, they should burn some clockage.

clockage by SolarfluX November 8, 2003

cockage 

a blend of the terms 'cock" and "package", originally used by jessica ******, after complaining about getting it in the butt from her boyfriend, who "had a big cockage"

It was a lubed-up cockage...
IN MY BUTT!

cockage by Guitarman357 August 28, 2004

cockage 

Partial exposure of the penis usually by teenage boys wearing their pants well below the waist. Akin to women's cleavage and plumber's crackage.

Several boys were suspended from school for displaying cockage

cockage by Wildthing February 18, 2013

Accidental Clickage 

Accidentally clicking something on the web (i.e. an ad, porn, etc.)

Person 1: Dude! Why the hell did you click that?! That's sick!
Person 2: It was accidental clickage! I swear!

Accidental Clickage by Leslie Jene February 12, 2009

anal cockage 

Referring to the act of placing ones cock in the ass of another.

"Hey honey, you up for a spot of good old fashioned Anal Cockage tonight?"

"I spaffed big time during our Anal Cockage session last night!"

anal cockage by A.Cockage September 19, 2006

Clickage 

When you meet someone and instantly click, you have clickage

"We are clicking good. We have clickage"

Clickage by Dyoung306 April 12, 2021