cloiker

Australian slang for the anus. See also cornhole, butthole.

I'm going to stick my fist right up his cloiker!

by Reisser May 23, 2003

Cloaker

A scary ass motherfucker from payday 2.

' OH SHIT CLOAKER'
(Kickdown)
Cloaker: I'VE GOT YOUR SAFE HOUSE RIGHT FUCKIN HERE

by Tacticalbananas March 18, 2018

Cloaker

An enemy in the payday video games that can disguise and run at you (extremely quickly) and kick you in the face,knocking you down.While running at you they make a very loud and annoying static noise and it gets louder as they get closer and can also ambush you from around corners.AKA the fucking scariest thing ever if your wearing heavy armor.(as the weight from the armor will slow you down).

Dave:Yo John got kicked by a cloaker! Brandon:Why didn't he say anything? Dave:I don't fucking know his mic is shitty just go revive him.

by Pssh Im MLG January 2, 2015

cloakerson

A veteran reddit user usually of high standing

“Yeah he is a real Cloakerson with all that karma”

by Wozwold November 14, 2019

clocker

24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"

Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.

by Aiek October 17, 2003

Cloaker

A Cloaker is a rapist that suprise rapes you.

Dallas: "Oh shit! Cloaker!"
Dallas: *gets dropkicked*
Cloaker: "Now go to the forums, and cry like the little bitch you are!"

by TheCulturedVulture January 10, 2019

clonker

an idiot; one who thinks he knows, but does not

Jesus, you are a right clonker

by paul C November 4, 2003