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Cluckery 

Verb: To obsess about the menial in a constant,excessively verbal fashion. (Much like a stupid chicken that can't stfu)
Them: Do you think it's raining outside? I mean ohmygosh what if it's overcast and the weather doesn't accent my pink lip gloss?

You: Please! Quit the cluckery already!

IE: Jane Austen Literature contains excess cluckery.
Cluckery by Netah March 23, 2008
24/7 drug dealer. I believe the term was coined by the movie/book "Clockers"
Don't go too close to that bench, those guys are clockers.
clocker by Aiek October 17, 2003

Horse Cockery 

A deliberate and obviously embellished statement; bullshit; when met with an Horse Cockerish remark the only respnse can be "I fuckin doubt it"
If Donaldson continues to spread his horse cockery we reserve the right to fuck him up
Horse Cockery by Tarawa COC S3 January 22, 2011

9 O' Clocker 

Every morning at work I go down stairs to the washroom and push out the 9 O' Clocker.
9 O' Clocker by rustachio April 25, 2009
The act, or art of making false statements or claims. Similar to bullshittery, but often associated with conspiracy theory Crockumentaries where factoids are strung together in a 'convincing' way to 'prove' an alternative theory.
The University of YouTube is a vestibule of crockery for the conspiracy buff.
crockery by G Wizz March 1, 2017
Means to be thoroughly rocked via cock. Can be split up into cock rockery, or just plain cock rocked.
That game is pure cockery, it's insanely delicious.

Dude you just got cock rocked by a paraplegic!
cockery by spirishman August 13, 2006