cloffie 

It is used to describe someone as a clown, or as a joke or weird.

Yo this man is movin like a cloffie fam.
Dont wear that you gon look like a cloffie.

cloffie by Longluvsoso November 21, 2024

Coffiend 

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.

Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.

Coffiend by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012

cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space

Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.

cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007

Cloffen

When you hear about something fake you’re cloffen; dead; shaking my head; crying; weak

All the rumors in school today got me cloffen.

Cloffen by LA88 September 26, 2017

Cloffice 

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.

Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!

Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011

Clouffie

Clouffie is the pairing of Cloud Strife and Yuffie Kisaragi, from Final Fantasy 7. The possibility of this pairing is plausible, due to some thoughts that "Yuffie's hyperactivity balances out Cloud's calm and reserved attitude".

Clouffie's are often humorous, with Yuffie cracking jokes or Cloud responding to Yuffie with a joke of his own (quite often more of a sarcastic or smartass response.)

Due to the possibility of Cloud/Aerith or Cloud/Tifa, most clouffie's have the others either dead (Aerith) or paired with someone else (in Tifa's case- Tifa/Reno, Tifa/Rufus, Tifa/Vincent are some notable pairings). Most clouffie's also deal with Yuffie trying to get Cloud to open up or lighten up, to which Cloud does either internally, only admitting to himself that he'll change, or externally, and the two admit feelings for one another.

Clouffie may not be the most popular pairing, but it is so much better than Cloti or Clerith. (How can you have a relationship with a dead person?!?)

Clouffie by Clouffie4Eva September 7, 2009

coffie 

Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.

Man, he has a coffie!

coffie by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008