by Longluvsoso November 21, 2024
Get the cloffie mug.Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.
Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??
Person 2: Twelfth.
Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
Person 2: Twelfth.
Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012
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Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
by Goomba Al October 23, 2007
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Get the Cloffen mug.A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
by marching_baritone July 17, 2011
Get the Cloffice mug.Clouffie is the pairing of Cloud Strife and Yuffie Kisaragi, from Final Fantasy 7. The possibility of this pairing is plausible, due to some thoughts that "Yuffie's hyperactivity balances out Cloud's calm and reserved attitude".
Clouffie's are often humorous, with Yuffie cracking jokes or Cloud responding to Yuffie with a joke of his own (quite often more of a sarcastic or smartass response.)
Due to the possibility of Cloud/Aerith or Cloud/Tifa, most clouffie's have the others either dead (Aerith) or paired with someone else (in Tifa's case- Tifa/Reno, Tifa/Rufus, Tifa/Vincent are some notable pairings). Most clouffie's also deal with Yuffie trying to get Cloud to open up or lighten up, to which Cloud does either internally, only admitting to himself that he'll change, or externally, and the two admit feelings for one another.
Clouffie's are often humorous, with Yuffie cracking jokes or Cloud responding to Yuffie with a joke of his own (quite often more of a sarcastic or smartass response.)
Due to the possibility of Cloud/Aerith or Cloud/Tifa, most clouffie's have the others either dead (Aerith) or paired with someone else (in Tifa's case- Tifa/Reno, Tifa/Rufus, Tifa/Vincent are some notable pairings). Most clouffie's also deal with Yuffie trying to get Cloud to open up or lighten up, to which Cloud does either internally, only admitting to himself that he'll change, or externally, and the two admit feelings for one another.
Clouffie may not be the most popular pairing, but it is so much better than Cloti or Clerith. (How can you have a relationship with a dead person?!?)
by Clouffie4Eva September 7, 2009
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Someone who is very fashionable.
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A sexy girl.
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Man, he has a coffie!
by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008
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