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It is used to describe someone as a clown, or as a joke or weird.
Yo this man is movin like a cloffie fam.
Dont wear that you gon look like a cloffie.
cloffie by Longluvsoso November 21, 2024
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Coffiend 

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.
Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
Coffiend by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012
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cloffice 

noun: a former closet converted into office space
Chris: Didya hear Adam was promoted and moved out of the cubicle and into an office !

Al: Adam's got a cloffice...his boss converted the janitor's closet into an office.
cloffice by Goomba Al October 23, 2007
When you hear about something fake you’re cloffen; dead; shaking my head; crying; weak
All the rumors in school today got me cloffen.
Cloffen by LA88 September 26, 2017

Cloffice 

A closet, usually the janitors where co-workers go to have nooners and generally any sex in the office.
Hey did you here about Steve? Bob walked in on Debra and him having a nooner in the cloffice!
Cloffice by marching_baritone July 17, 2011
Clouffie is the pairing of Cloud Strife and Yuffie Kisaragi, from Final Fantasy 7. The possibility of this pairing is plausible, due to some thoughts that "Yuffie's hyperactivity balances out Cloud's calm and reserved attitude".

Clouffie's are often humorous, with Yuffie cracking jokes or Cloud responding to Yuffie with a joke of his own (quite often more of a sarcastic or smartass response.)

Due to the possibility of Cloud/Aerith or Cloud/Tifa, most clouffie's have the others either dead (Aerith) or paired with someone else (in Tifa's case- Tifa/Reno, Tifa/Rufus, Tifa/Vincent are some notable pairings). Most clouffie's also deal with Yuffie trying to get Cloud to open up or lighten up, to which Cloud does either internally, only admitting to himself that he'll change, or externally, and the two admit feelings for one another.
Clouffie may not be the most popular pairing, but it is so much better than Cloti or Clerith. (How can you have a relationship with a dead person?!?)
Clouffie by Clouffie4Eva September 7, 2009
Has many meanings, including;

A giant penis.
A sexy girl.
Someone who is very fashionable.
Someone with herpes.
Man, he has a coffie!
coffie by monstermonstermonster October 28, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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