(CALF-feend)
A hybrid between the two words Caffeine and Fiend (as in crack fiend). Your typical Caffiend is characterized by one or more of these behaviors.
1. They
will get extremely irritable if denied their daily dose of
coffee,
tea, soda, or any other products that contain caffeine.
2. In addition to the above behavior, some caffiends may find themselves spending large amounts of their income on all manner of energy drinks, no doz, and other products with higher concentrations of their favorite drug, in an attempt to find more energy and vigor, as their tolerance for caffeinated beverages has by this
time almost certainly rendered all but the most powerful sources
useless in their never-ending thirst for the next best pick me up.
3. Going without
sleep and replacing it with caffeine is probably the most common sign that you or someone you know is or is becoming a caffiend.
Office employee A : "Jeez, Timothy looks
like he hasn't slept for days!"
Office employee B : "He hasn't. Each morning he comes into
work, heads to the break room, and drinks the whole pitcher full of
coffee! What a caffiend!"
Office employee A : " Your telling me"
