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Coffiend 

Noun: 1. Someone who drinks coffee like there is no tomorrow; 2. Someone who cannot function without coffee.
Person 1: Isn't that like your eleventh cup of coffee today??

Person 2: Twelfth.

Person 1: Dude. You're a coffiend.
Coffiend by Dr. Awesome Ph.D. July 18, 2012
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A fluffy-headed furball person who is consuming with their quiet confidence and composure. Well-centered member of society other than the fact that he/she is a stoner, alcoholic, a drug abuser, and well known by the police. Passive-aggressiveness is their weakness. They allow emotions to build up until something terrible happens and they may strike an object harder than their hand. Their smooth-talking and well mannered behavior can score them with the ladies/men and get them out of rough situations.
How did he get that one passed his mom?" "He's a Corfield...
Corfield by P Mallz December 1, 2010

cowfield cult 

cowfield cult

A couple of bitchy girls who think they run the phandom. You either want to be them or kill them, its about 50/50.
Person 1: Dude have you seen how many followers the cowfield cult have?? I wish I was in their group! Wait no i wish I could BE them!

Person 2: Are you kidding me! They've all got their heads in their asses!
The act in where a boy wears no socks with jeans and wears an ellesse gillet with no top
Person 1: that boy over there is wearing no socks with jeans

Person 2: what a corfield
Corfield by Noobslayer10000 May 11, 2019
Corfield was however was decimated by A Xirsi Cartan Boos bullet
Corfield got decimated by Xirsi Cartan Boos
Corfield by khatumo November 7, 2020

josh corfield 

"Ah such a Josh Corfield there"
josh corfield by FishFingers13 January 19, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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