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clock tease

An individual who teases you with the prospect of knowing the time by keeping various clocks or watches nearby but has them all set to different times.
"Dude stop being a total clock tease"
by Toastomdernist February 19, 2008
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Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.
'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'
by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010
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cock tease

a girl that leads a guy to believe that she's going to have sex with him, then doesnt. or pleases him to the point of almost orgasm and doesnt let him have it
the guys laughed at joe for getting stuck with that little cock tease because he wasnt getting any.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT)

The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) consists of a male who inserts his male reproductive organ between a female's breasts and proceeds to thrust repeatedly. After a short period of time, the male discontinues this procedure and visits the lavatory in an effort to place a prophylactic over his quivering member. Upon his return to the previous location, he finds the female covering her face and blushing from the situation. She then begins to redress and leave the premises.
Tom: Yo, Dino i just got a bad Cormier Cock Tease and it was the worst feeling ever!
Dino: Well my dear friend I dont believe it can be as bad as The Marsell Cock Tease (MCT) I just endured!
Tom: You're right. I like you **Both parties high five**
by Old Norse Õthinn March 23, 2008
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The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)

The ultimate guiding force and philosophy in life. Also known as "cut the bait," if things don't go your way in life you just let go! and get someone else to suck your dick. or do it yourself. it's that simple.

"So.. what do you want to do?"
-"I don't know..."
"....(Pause) FUCK!!!"
I got CCT'd (past tense of the word, The Cormier Cock Tease (CCT)) so bad last night, I'm blue balling like a mother fucker...
by Kevan Hooley May 18, 2007
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Cock Tease

A title to describe (usually pretty) flirty girls used predominantly by horny and or desperate males who are too dumb to realize that at that she was never going to sleep with him.
Horny asshole: "you're such a cock tease"
Flirty girl: "All I said was 'hello'... "
by flirtygirl October 23, 2009
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cock tease

1. A female who is usually significantly more attractive than the man she appears to be with that will flirt with him a lot and get him to spend a lot of money for the prospect of sex, and then abruptly fuck him over (in the figurative sense of course) by never talking to him again and/or dumping the shit out of him via the bulletproof lets be friends method.

Cock teases are typically thought to be the minions of a larger, more evil force.
Random Co-Worker: "So whats going on with you and Stacy?"
Stupid Sucker: "I spent 50 bucks on that cock tease and she won't even return my calls."
by Billy December 31, 2003
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