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clitwood
clitwood by sassytxscorpio November 18, 2011
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Clintwood
Clintwood by CRABMAN SIMPIN March 30, 2020
Chitwood
A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.
Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023
Chitwood family fun time
Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019
Chitwood
A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive
Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?
Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!
Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!
Guy 2: I know man!!!
Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!
Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!
Guy 2: I know man!!!
Chitwood by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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