Clitwood

1) where all the sorostitutes and so-hoes of Texas Tech live

Cindy: "I hear Sara is living in Clitwood."
Mary: "Yeah. Only sluts live there, so it suits her."

by Tyko1990 October 24, 2010

clitwood

the swelling, enlargement or hardening of the clitoris; always associated with sexual arousal

That guy across the room with the tight ass and the gorgeous smile, gave me instant clitwood.

by sassytxscorpio November 18, 2011

Clintwood

A town in southwest Virginia where the simps such as crabman and kanin live in.

this is clintwood my guy

by CRABMAN SIMPIN March 30, 2020

Chitwood

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

Chitwood family fun time

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

Chitwood

A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive

Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!

by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

clintwood

a place in the freakin middle of nowhere where every one knows everyone else's business.

I hate living in deadwood or clintwood

by kayte m June 17, 2008