Chitwood

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

Chitwood

A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive

Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!

Chitwood by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

chitwood

A dumb-fuck who doesn't care about a fucking thing in life.

I'm such a chitwood today man.

chitwood by gabriel chitwood December 31, 2016

Chitwood family fun time 

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

Clitwood 

1) where all the sorostitutes and so-hoes of Texas Tech live

Cindy: "I hear Sara is living in Clitwood."
Mary: "Yeah. Only sluts live there, so it suits her."

Clitwood by Tyko1990 October 24, 2010

clitwood 

the swelling, enlargement or hardening of the clitoris; always associated with sexual arousal

That guy across the room with the tight ass and the gorgeous smile, gave me instant clitwood.

clitwood by sassytxscorpio November 18, 2011