A town in the middle of nowhere located within the Appalachian mountains in Southwest Virginia. 3 traffic stops, a food city, and one hotel make up the majority of this town. Never move here, you'll hate it. Just ask the residents.
Anus Clintwood is someone who has failed in life and their parents are very much disappointed in them, they work at a girl's school and they have a Japanese wife that is preggo. their dad's name is Jeff and Anus thinks it's a good idea to call his child that. he loves saying "am I going to have to give you an infringement for improper use of technology. He also loves to creep through people's emails
Person 1: Anus clintwood is soooooo annoying Person 2: yes but, he looks like Andrew Garfield
Person 1: ON GOD
home to the ultimite football team, the Dragons, and the ghettoest white, black, hispanic, and asians you will ever see. also home to arms dealers, drug dealers, future succesful criminals and some street racers. every so often many of the delinquents (or student) have the urge to go and beat the shit out of fraser student for no reason what so ever. i personaly think this is a great thing.
"dog, that nigga over there must go to clintondale, he jus beatthe shit out that fraser fag"