A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

Chitwood by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

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Chitwood family fun time

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

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Chitwood

A way of saying that you have a teacher that doesn't give a fuck about homework and who gives you the answers during tests. Usually Teachers who are Chitwoods are very attractive

Guy 1: Hey man what type of teacher did you get for math?

Guy 2: Dude I got a Chitwood!!

Guy 1: Dude your so lucky!!!!

Guy 2: I know man!!!

Chitwood by Natural_Selection August 11, 2017

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clintwood

a place in the freakin middle of nowhere where every one knows everyone else's business.

I hate living in deadwood or clintwood

clintwood by kayte m June 17, 2008

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