deadwood

One of the best TV series ever.

Last Sunday's episode of Deadwood was great

by Keith March 15, 2005

deadwood

Doo-doo that takes several flushes to get down the toilet.

Guy: "My stomach is killing me. I gotta take a shit."
Roommate: "Hurry up! And make sure you flush a couple times 'cuz I don't wanna see your deadwood floating around when I go take a shit next."

by Langster Wang January 05, 2011

deadwood

Extremely boring tv show that for some reason costs twice as much to purchse on DVD than any other tv series in creation. Yes, let's all spend $200 for the first season of a patheticaly bland, badly acted, gay show with the dumbest premise ever concieved.

Why do I even have to have an example? Deadwood SUCKS.

by Lament For The Last Days September 28, 2006

deadwood

The inability to get an erection as a result of heavy intoxication.

Dude, she was all up on my nutz, but I couldn't fuck her because I had some wicked bad deadwood.

by Beefbrook July 30, 2006

deadwood

In science fiction fandom, someone who joins an amateur press associaton, pays dues but does not contribute and thus receives a full year’s mailings without providing input or feedback. Alternatively, someone who remains a member of an apa by paying dues and meeting only the absolute minimum activity requirements, usually badly and at the last minute.

"Jim is deadwood in FAPA."

by rich brown August 11, 2004

Deadwood

Inability to get or maintain an erection.

I got her alone in my apartment, but because of all of the booze, I had deadwood and now she won't return my calls.

by ucaneatadick October 16, 2008

Deadwood

deadwood is someone who unemployment and very lazy to work

introduced by Majelis Lucu Indonesia

A : Is he already get a job?
b: no man, he is deadwood

by Scaramouzhe May 17, 2019