Swelling

Slang for lying; to decieve or beguile. A slang term derived from the DC/MD metro area. Typically used in its progressive present participle: swelling.

-Note it is not common to use in simple form present tense: Swell

"My homeboy has a 92 Geo Prism and said he drove a G35 Infinity...swelling (lying) like sh*t"

by Michanism October 7, 2009

swelling

to go work out or enlarge your muscles

oh where were you?

i was at the gym swelling :)

by elizabeth16 June 25, 2008

Swelling

Showing off. Needs attention.

She's swelling for the crowds.

by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017

viper swelling

injecting class a drugs into your tongue.
whilst fingering your arse

I am really concerned about mikey. I came home from work last night and he writhing in shit and spitting blood from viper swelling

by The real cobain October 18, 2010

bike swelling

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.

Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.

by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck

someone who is nasty looking and fat

that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck

by Matt W March 22, 2005