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swelling 

to go work out or enlarge your muscles
oh where were you?

i was at the gym swelling :)
swelling by elizabeth16 June 25, 2008

Swelling 

She's swelling for the crowds.
Swelling by Sweet Sam November 27, 2017

viper swelling 

injecting class a drugs into your tongue.
whilst fingering your arse
I am really concerned about mikey. I came home from work last night and he writhing in shit and spitting blood from viper swelling
viper swelling by The real cobain October 18, 2010

bike swelling 

When you go bicycling on an uncomfortable bike seat and you get some swelling on your butt and perineum.
Santa Claus: Hey Jesus, want to go shoot some hoops?
Jesus: Sorry but I can't...I went bicycling yesterday and now I've got bike swelling.
bike swelling by goldenchocolate January 5, 2010

soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.
soreness, swelling and redness.

Beer Swelling Monkey Suck 

someone who is nasty looking and fat
that minging bird is nothing but I beer swelling monkey suck
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
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"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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