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The act of pouring Vodka over the clitorus letting it run into the vagina and drinking or lapping the Vodka untill gone.
I'll have a nice dry clitini, stirred not shaken please
Clitini by oldblueeyes April 8, 2009

Clittin' 

Alternate spelling and pronunciation of Bill Clinton's last name. Originated from George Carlin.
"I don't call him Clinton, I call him Clittin'. C-L-I-TEE...T-I-N-apostrophEE"
~George Carlin
Clittin' by EagleRock March 16, 2003

Dick Clittington 

One of the most insulting names that you can call a person.
The naming of a Dick Clittington is often followed by a round of applause for the user's tenacity in their choice of insult.
As it holds such monumental weight amongst insults, calling somebody Dick Clittington should only occur in the most extreme instances where other insults fall short of describing the gravity of that particular situation.
Besides the exalted and god like 'cock smoking thunder cunt' I can think of only one other insult that would gain such rapturous applause for its usage, 'Dick Clittington'

button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009
A drink so girly, it might as well make you a woman.
Dude, we're all drinking beer and you're sitting here with a clitini.
Clitini by cornodog September 4, 2011

Clitting 

when you’re really enjoying something
oh my god this pizza is so good i’m clitting”
Clitting by FootlessGerman May 9, 2022