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clitting 

The act of grooming your clit, keeping your clit groomed at all times.
Hey kelly how did clitting go? Did you use your new clitting kit while you clitted? Man, that clitting job turned out nice!
clitting by coolestbitchalivee November 15, 2009

Clitting 

Relative to the term "Are you kidding me?", but with a gay terminology.
Are you clitting me John right now?! You didn't wax your ass.
Clitting by asdfghjikol;'\ March 20, 2017
Stop clitting boy
Clitting by TheClitter February 22, 2026

clitting around 

paired to the phrase "dicking around," used to describe when one is wasting time. Also can describe rowdy actions. Can be used to describe both male and female's actions.
If you guys hadn't been clitting around all night we wouldn't have gotten kicked out of the party!
clitting around by lady_awesome January 25, 2011

button clitting 

Repeatedly pressing the elevator button as if doing so will make the elevator come sooner.
Observer: "You seem to think that pressing the elevator button again and again will make the elevator come more quickly. It won't. You're button clitting, and its a total waste of energy."
Button Clitter: "I know, but I can't help it."
button clitting by Dandy Dinmot April 26, 2009

free-clitting 

When a woman elects not to wear panties or any other form of bottom underwear, leaving her pussy and clit more open and free
Look under her skirt, she is totally free-clitting!
free-clitting by @m October 17, 2008
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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