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clothes that are so tight that they would show the shape of your body or limbs; clinging clothes.
The starlet is fond of clingers.
clingers by uttam maharjan August 3, 2010

Cooch Clingers 

By far the best fashion apparel to gain recent popularity. Cooch Clingers are really baggy pants that girls wear. Chicks like them because they're comfortable and have a sassy retro look to them with their rectangular shape. Guys like them because although the pants are very baggy they cling to wearer in two key locations. Most Cooch Clingers are brown, but sometimes you will see other colors esp. pink ones with the word "PINK" spelled out across the ass.
Girls who wear cooch clingers are often seen wearing tank tops, pearl necklaces and big hepburn-esque sunglasses as well.
Did you see Maggie in those cooch clingers today? The fabric was weged between the soft cheeks of her shapely ass and those baggy pants still managed to give her some MAJOR camel toe!
Cooch Clingers by Pizzaface September 23, 2005

Poo Clingers 

when poos stick to the hairs on a mans bum after taking a big as shit.
guy 1: "bro i got the worst poo clingers!"
guy 2: "oh shit!!! gutted cuz!! i get the meanest poo clingers after i eat curry aye"
guy 1: "i have the hairiest crack ever man.. whenever i take a shit the poo just lingers gee.. i need to like take a shower and wash my ass thoroughly to get rid of my shitty crack"

guy 2: "WOW! way too much information there bro.. you should of just stopped at worst poo clingers..."

AWKWARD
Poo Clingers by pooclinger September 10, 2010

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls
Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers
Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Clinkers 

I need my Clinkers wetting
Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

class-5 clinger 

a person who has obtained the highest level of cling; one who clings at all costs.
The bitch we met at that party is a class-5 clinger and will not leave me alone.