chingerson
chingerson by Renuu_doesntslay April 23, 2023
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Bike Chanderson
Bike Chanderson in 03x18:
Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.
Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
Bike Chanderson by bikechanderson March 25, 2013
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