clincker

The miniature turd that dangles from the hair of one's ass after a wet shit.

You should have seen the size of the fucking clincker that I had to yank off my ass this morning.

clincker by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

Suck My Clinkers 

A lovely way to tell someone to suck your dry hairy balls

Boddy: Dave, you bellend! This brew taste likes shit!!
Dave: why don't you Suck My Clinkers

Suck My Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

flat clicker 

it’s a 2D plane that glows
it’s a motion stabilisation plateau

you put a laser on it but it doesn’t come with a laser
a.k.a. a mouse pad

Customer: I'm looking for a flat clicker
Worker: I'm not sure of what that is
Customer near yelling: A FLAT CLICKER!!!!

flat clicker by his_mum August 8, 2019

cookie clicker 

1.) a seemingly simple online game where the player clicks a cookie repeatedly, and can use the cookies made form clicking to "buy" other methods of making more cookies

2.) the fifth circle of hell

"Have you played the cookie clicker game yet?"

"Yeah. I quit when satan starting possessing the background."

cookie clicker by don't touch me August 20, 2013

The Clinker

A word old-timers use to refer to the local town jail.

The other day, Pappy told me the story about being arrested after shooting off flares on the Fourth of July. "Them cops came and carried me right off to the clinker," he said.

The Clinker by georgemrns08 February 11, 2015

Clinkers 

Dry hairy balls

I need my Clinkers wetting

Clinkers by Greg_the_Smeg February 11, 2019

Cookie Clicker 

A game that consists of a cookie that must be clicked repeatedly to make more cookies. It gives you the illusion that you are making cookies, but you are really not. Tumblr seems to be obsessed with it (around August 2013)

Tumblr user 1: OMG have you played cookie clicker yet, it ruined my life!
Tumblr user 2: What no but I'll check it out
Tumblr user 2 after playing Cookie Clicker: OMFG I CAN'T STOP CLICKING THIS COOKIE

Cookie Clicker by Terrilyn Debbs August 20, 2013