clincker

The miniature turd that dangles from the hair of one's ass after a wet shit.

You should have seen the size of the fucking clincker that I had to yank off my ass this morning.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

back door merchant

a term used to describe a very gay man.

That fruity bastard is for sure a back door merchant.

by stillboy615 October 30, 2007

stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.

That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

uphill gardener

A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night?

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007