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Tit Clammer

The action of black people putting clams in inappropriate places and hitting people with their tits.
That black boy was being an angry tit clammer.
Tit Clammer by Biznitchhh3 September 12, 2011

Social Climber 

Someone who attempts to climb social classes, usually in regard to popularity, in order to seem cooler and/or more popular themselves. These people will go to any extent to make it to the top, even destroy former friendships.
Person 1: Did you see the invite list to Jimmy's party?

Person 2: Yeah I did, it was so random, it looked like a strange group.

Person 1: Yeah well he invited Chuck and his group.

Person 2: Really? What a social climber. I heard he uninvited Brendan though. Said he was 'too awkward'.

Person 1: That's so dumb, I can't believe that he would do that, talk about throwing your 'friends' under the bus.
The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA
Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"
Crimmer by Crimmer October 22, 2014

trad climber 

A climber who is able to look at himself in the mirror and be reasonably okay with the unbathed figure staring back at him.
I've been doing a lot less drugs since I became a trad climber.
trad climber by psyched will April 24, 2011

Puerto Rican Fence Climbers 

These are the pointy toed shoes with high platform type heels but are designed for running from the cops and climbing chain link fences in the inner city to get away.

The point of the toe easily goes into the chain link fence to allow for quick fence climbing in your escape from the cops.
That dude has some pointy looking Puerto Rican Fence Climbers.

Tall Climber 

A short gay male top whoms sexual preference solely includes overly tall men with which to turn into his bottom.

Similiar to the term "Tree Climber" for heterosexuals, a Tall Climber is not just a short person whom likes a tall person, it is a small person whom seeks to be the alpha male over the tall person (imagine a Chihuahua having sexual relations with a Great Dane). Contrary to natural selection and the bigger being the dominate and fully inclusive of the Napoleonic Complex, but bleeding over to sexual preferences and desires, tall climbers desire to conquer everything that is larger than themselves. A typical example of this includes bending over a military guy to turn them into a snowy mountain with which the tall climber will use to climb for 12 minutes and then eventually plant his flag upon reaching the top.
"Hey Malik, who is that guy right there that just entered our group circle and won't stop starring at you?"
"Ignore him, he's probably just a tall climber."
Tall Climber by SoberGinger January 14, 2018