Crimmer

The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.

Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA

Martin Tyler:" And he takes a shot!"
Somebody who misses the shot: "Well at least I got the Crimmer"

by Crimmer October 22, 2014

crimmer vs crummer

the oldest debate in history please help me solve it

Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know

by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023

pie crimper

Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.

Ohh look at her, she is a right pie crimper

by Perruzo December 7, 2009

climmer

When you cut your skin to close while shaving your genital area.

Colgan caught a climmer this morning while shaving.

by mike quatatachia March 29, 2015

chimmer

A mythical creature that was created by a 10 year old and is also the name of a xbox account.

Yo chimmer your so sexy

by Michael Chimmer Lovera August 5, 2016

Crismerlyn

A loveable person. Will always try to cheer you up and solve your problems even when they are going through their own hardships. Extremely funny and knows how to brighten their own day as obstacles don't slow them down.

What's her name?
Crismerlyn.

by Breazy-J September 15, 2021

Crimer

A person who commits multiple crimes over time but never gets caught.

Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.

No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.

by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016