Crimmer
The name for the apparatus which holds up a goal net.
Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA
Most often used to describe an awful shot on FIFA
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crimmer vs crummer
Person 1: Yo, crimmer vs crummer, what you thinking bro?
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know
Person 2: *Falls into an endless slumber*
Person 1: damn guess i'll never know
crimmer vs crummer by bugsyfeller February 6, 2023
pie crimper
Someone of low intelligence, who if not flipping burgers and offering "is that large", will be working in greggs serving low grade offal to single mothers who force sausage rolls down their 2 year old childrens necks.
pie crimper by Perruzo December 7, 2009
climmer
climmer by mike quatatachia March 29, 2015
chimmer
chimmer by Michael Chimmer Lovera August 5, 2016
Crismerlyn
A loveable person. Will always try to cheer you up and solve your problems even when they are going through their own hardships. Extremely funny and knows how to brighten their own day as obstacles don't slow them down.
Crismerlyn by Breazy-J September 15, 2021
Crimer
Man, Steve is such a criminal, he's always breaking the law.
No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.
No dude, he's a crimer, he's never been busted.
Crimer by Wordsworthl3ss June 7, 2016
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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