text massage

When someone texts you (especially someone hot) when your phone is on vibrate. The vibrations give you a "massage".

I got a text massage from Cindy. It felt amazing.

by saltyconfetti August 07, 2011

April Troll

Doubting the validity of everything simply because it is April Fools Day.

Micheal is such an April Troll. I offered him a sandwich but he wouldn't take it because it's April Fools Day and he thinks I did something to it.

by saltyconfetti August 20, 2012

clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

photodrop

Untagging yourself from or deleting all of the ugly photos off your facebook profile in order to look more attractive. Its like photoshopping your profile to make it look better.

I had to do a major photodrop after that party.

by saltyconfetti August 07, 2011