Clerge

Refers to the action of violating a minor in the confession box

Pope Francis on his private story “You just got clerged!”

Present tense: Did you see that girl on the swing set? I’d love to clerge her

Past Tense: You just got clerged!

by The_Clerger June 9, 2023

clerge

A combination of "clash" and merge". A clerge is any combination of foods that taste terrible together.

Examples of a clerge are Orange juice and toothpaste, cranberries and milk, vinegar and ice cream.

by saltyconfetti December 29, 2011

Clergevil

An individual entering the auspicious ranks of revered spiritual authority with the exclusive intent to sexually violate unsuspecting adolescent boys.

As yet another example of pervasive clergevil, a local priest was defrocked for sexual transgressions against young male members of his congregation; he was taken outside the walls of the city and stoned to death in accordance with scripture.

by YAWA April 18, 2015

Clegger

Elderly men who parade through gym locker rooms in the nude, often indulging others in unwanted and awkward conversation.

I just finished working out and went to locker room and found a clegger "hanging out" near my locker.

by Ed Von Haviland June 16, 2017

Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Cledge

(verb)

To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.

After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010

I've made a cledge to my missus that I won't smoke any weed on my stag trip to Amsterdam

by walrus face November 20, 2010

clerget

Grease, or a grease like substance

"This pizza is covered in clerget".

by Maria Tipton January 3, 2009