cleptohoe
cleptohoe by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006
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cleptomediac
Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.
Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac
cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011
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cleptopenia
The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)
cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009
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Cleptophobia
Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia
Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010
cleptopenia
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...
cleptopenia by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011
Cleptopencilia
Cleptopencilia by dodado May 28, 2011
Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac
Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.
Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac by Lord Suru August 28, 2014
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