cleptohoe 

A douchebag who purposley steals your hoe(s) while your spitting your game.

Dude, Jerry is a cleptohoe! He's always taking my girls from me!

cleptohoe by Adam Alexander April 7, 2006

cleptomediac 

Cleptomediac's are people obsessed with hording media, such as downloaded music and movies. They are only happy when they have complete sets of data.

Alternative spellings are Kleptomediac

Bob is such a cleptomediac, ask him for any TV show's you're looking for.

cleptomediac by jupiter909 October 20, 2011

cleptopenia

The unconscious theft of Pens. Also known as Cleptopenamania.

The person who steals pens from the grocery store, bank, or post office must have cleptopenia (Klep-toe-pen-ee-uh)

cleptopenia by barneschm March 27, 2009

Cleptophobia 

Fear Of Stealing

Person A: Come on man, just take it, it's GUM
Person B: I can't do it *cry*
Person A: WTF man? You got cleptophobia

Cleptophobia by Danzy July 31, 2010

cleptopenia

Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

cleptopenia by jo_as_neo May 9, 2011

Cleptopencilia 

The unconscious theft of Pencils.

when i walk into ikea i can't help robbing all the pencils 'Cleptopencilia'

Cleptopencilia by dodado May 28, 2011

Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac

Aversion to steal ceramic ducks, mainly from relative houses. From greek "clepto" (to steal), "keramiki" (ceramic), "papio" (duck), mania.

Kinda cleptokeramikipapiomaniac you are!

Cleptokeramikipapiomaniac by Lord Suru August 28, 2014