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pens by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004
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pens
Pens, penis.
A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :
Singular
(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene
Plural
(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*
(* or alternatively penitrabus)
A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :
Singular
(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene
Plural
(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*
(* or alternatively penitrabus)
The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :
Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.
The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :
Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens
if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media
Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.
The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :
Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens
if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media
pens by h gyvyvyvtgvtgvgyhbyg jn j February 2, 2017
Pens
Pens by I love pens July 17, 2022
Pens Pencils down
This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No, you miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
Pens Pencils down by anonymous May 14, 2018
Pens pencils down
The deafening phrase used in the torturous chambers of a math class. This phrase is said while banging on the desk with a ruler, preferably breaking it, simply for the satisfaction gained from your pain. There is no annoyance like this one, as this will happen at any sudden moment. There is no reason behind why it is said, or if it is for specific situations. However all I know is after experiencing this, you will see the world for what it truly is. Beware.
Class: *Completely silent*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*
Teacher: *suddenly banging ruler on desk* PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *sobbing* Ms please, we are doing nothing wrong...
*ruler shatters*
Teacher: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *dies*
Pens pencils down by lesbiandad May 14, 2018
Pens Pencils Down
This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...
No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
Pens Pencils Down by anonymous May 23, 2018
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