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something girls shove in them to make babys
shove them pencils in me harder
pencils by lebron jameees April 30, 2019
the name given to high school boys who carry a plethora of pencils in their pockets even though their handwriting in practically incomprhendible...they usualy wear fingerless gloves and are obsessive about protecting their eyes from the sun. They enjoy music such as linkin park and rarely answer their mobile phones...
pencils: do you want to listen to some linkin park?
hot chick: um...no thanks..
pencils: ok... i'll just head back to the laboratoy
pencils by ulrik g pod June 21, 2006

Pencils Down 

A statement made by a teacher or college professor signifying that the allotted time for taking a test or exam has run out and all students must cease writing answers. In some cases, continuing to write even after being told "pencils down" may result in an automatic failure of the test.
Goofy: *daydreams and draws on test paper*

Professor: Pencils down!

Goofy: *continues to daydream and draw*

Professor: I said "pencils down"! *confiscates test paper to grade it*

Goofy: Wait a minute. I'm not finished! I'm......

Professor: Over Mr. Goof.
Pencils Down by KnightofNerdom February 12, 2019

pencils 25 cents each 

Somthing you write a definition for when you want to get it on a mug.
Please keep this definition because I want it and am selling "pencils 25 cents each".
pencils 25 cents each by Qwazzy October 25, 2020

pencils down 

If you do not know, you will be happier!
"If I train is traveling at 67 MPH from Philadelphia and another train is traveling at 51 MPH from St. Louis, and the passengers do not know they are on a collision course. Will they be happier?"

The Genius, Stephen Colbert.

Seeing as it is pencils down?

Border Security
pencils down by JadedMaple August 10, 2006

Stealing Pencils 

The act of showing that the person is admitting to having sexual attraction to men which makes the person extra extra gay.
John Doe: *Steals pencil*

Joe: Nigga you gay for stealing pencils
Stealing Pencils by The Peanut Myth November 1, 2019
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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