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cleptopenia
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Suffered by somenone who can't
help
himself
stealing
coworker'
s
pens, although subconsciously.
Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth
pen
you
stole
from my
desk
in the last week...
cleptopenia
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jo_as_neo
May 9, 2011
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e-migo
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A friend from the
Internet
, whom you have never
seen
in person
.
Heard this from my e-migo chuck1984 : never
play
leapfrog
with a
unicorn
.
e-migo
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jo_as_neo
April 6, 2011
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