2 definition by jo_as_neo

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Suffered by somenone who can't help himself stealing coworker's pens, although subconsciously.

Hey Jack, do you suffer from cleptopenia? It's the fourth pen you stole from my desk in the last week...

by jo_as_neo April 19, 2011

A friend from the Internet, whom you have never seen in person.

Heard this from my e-migo chuck1984 : never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

by jo_as_neo March 21, 2011