clemster

a person just damn lacking in one way or another.

The clemster on the roof hurts him, himself and others daily. Insurance premiums on the clem are often made in installments, it's the only option for such a high risk clem.

Mike is such a clemster he pulled out a piece a metal cut himself and his co-worker. The clemster just lacks damn focus.

by metalmary September 8, 2010

Clamster diving

The act of two or more women performing cunnilingus ("eating out") on each other.

Are Michelle and Julie back yet?

No, they're probably in Michelle's car, clamster diving

by Psyral September 21, 2010

Chemster

The Chemster was a cool guy that used to rule the chat rooms in the early computer days, before AIM or other chat programs existed. Now he frequents newsgroups, especially those that specialize in BMW's.

The Chemster has left the building.

by Robert Kelly December 27, 2003

Clamsterdam

Really epic and cool band

Yo bro have you listened to clamsterdams new album?!?!?

by RIPstickyocto July 2, 2021

Cleaster

Cleaster is a holiday, normally referred to as Easter. Except, here, a whore shows up with too much cleavage and makes her family sick, thereby changing the name of the holiday to Cleaster.

Last Cleaster, her lopsided bags was out all over the place. Gross.

by Laughing at Idiots August 26, 2009

Clemstrode

The act of your testicles swelling to the size of clementines/tangerines, only to have the skin peel away to reveal a sweet, orangy inside, excellent for baking.

Cheer up, you catch the clemstrode or something?

I was going to suck his dick, but realized he had caught the clemstrode.

by streetflash December 15, 2008

clamster

A Clamster is usually someone who uses an old flip phone. They tend to work as a shoe sales woman and are really good at it. Most of them enjoy to overindulge in alcohol to the point where they believe they are back in the ocean. They tend to use their huge rack to get male attention and get discounts wherever they go. Clamsters tend to be very sweet, quick witted, and always up for a good time! Life would not be complete without a Clamster!

Oh shit! Here comes the Clamster we need more beer! 🦀
Look at those huge knockers on that Clamster! Are they real?

by Dna75 March 10, 2017