clem

North East England colloquial term used to replace the unit of imperial measure of a Stone in weight.

That big girl over there must weight at least 30 clem.

by billgatese30 May 18, 2011

clem

hella lit boyfriend.
adorable. sometimes jelly, but that's adorable.
never fails to make me smile even when I'm sad.
super supportive.
has a nice hairdo.
I'd wish for more clems on earth but I want clem to be only mine.
I love you clem.
please never change.

Lena: So I'm writing this shitty definition even though I know it will get lotta hate.
Also Lena: Oh right, Clem's worth it.

by Clemily May 18, 2018

clem

a hillbilly hick who's dumber than shit

I hope this trip in the woods will not be like "Deliverance"
I don't wanna get raped by a clem.

by Eric Monti September 27, 2005

clem

A small and tight opening, which can be easily accessed.

My hand got stuck in the clem when I was reaching in.

by jabba's clem June 15, 2011

clem

Clem is a sexy bootylicious babe who has sass and ass. With a love for dildos and anything of a sexual nature. Cool and easy to talk to she can schmooze her way through anything.

Man she's so cool, that girl is such a clem.

by Tinkerbells Boob February 23, 2015

clem

the act of forced anal penetration, usually dealt with a peeled banana

Jessy took a big bite out of her shit-covered banana after getting clemmed.

by The Official Urban Dictionary May 10, 2010

clem

a person that is afraid or does not want to do something hard or difficult. some one that takes the easy way out.

that guy was such a clem for not fighting that guy. he just clemmed out and went home

by ramen man September 27, 2011