clemmons 

shithole truckstop town that everyone hates.

"im from clemmons"

"FUCK HIM UP"

clemmons by a-rob...that awesome kid July 16, 2006

Clemmons, NC 

A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.

I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?

Clemmons, NC by Random White September 12, 2018

Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.

I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!

Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011

Andy Clemmensen 

the sexii bass / vocals in the shmexii aussie band short stack...

Mandy says "Do you love short stack?"

Nella says "eff yee! Andy Clemmensen is the sexiiest, 'eh"

Mandy says "yee.. naww, we love him"

Andy Clemmensen by ShortStackEffingShmexi September 25, 2009

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.

Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.

Ant Clemons by hyphyee May 1, 2011

Andy Clemmensen 

Bassist for Short Stack. Possibly THE hottest guy alive. Born on 24th April, from Budgewoi, New South Wales, Australia.

He has a step brother, that is also a member of Short Stack, Bradie Webb. Their band is finished with Shaun Diviney, the lead singer, and lead guitarist.

Person 1: "Who is Andy Clemmensen?"
Person 2: "He is the hottest guy alive, from Short Stack."
Person 1: "He sounds pretty amazing.."
Person 2: "He so is."

Andy Clemmensen by Katie Clemmensen October 14, 2011

Clemons 

n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.

I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.

Clemons by Jason July 15, 2008