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Clemmons, NC 

A shithole town with nothing but old, rich white people.
I live in Clemmons, NC. You mean you go to West Forsyth?
Clemmons, NC by Random White September 12, 2018

Clarence Clemons 

A legendary saxophonist who died on june, 18th 2011 due to a stroke. Clarence is most known for playing with Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band but also has played with Lady Gaga, Temple of Soul and Jackson Browne to name a few.

R.I.P Clarence, you will never be forgotten.
I saw Bruce 'n' the band in Stockholm 2 years ago and they played Jungleland! Clarence Clemons nailed the solo perfect!
Clarence Clemons by eStreeter93 June 20, 2011

Andy Clemmensen 

the sexii bass / vocals in the shmexii aussie band short stack...
Mandy says "Do you love short stack?"

Nella says "eff yee! Andy Clemmensen is the sexiiest, 'eh"

Mandy says "yee.. naww, we love him"

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.
Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.
Ant Clemons by hyphyee May 1, 2011

Andy Clemmensen 

Bassist for Short Stack. Possibly THE hottest guy alive. Born on 24th April, from Budgewoi, New South Wales, Australia.

He has a step brother, that is also a member of Short Stack, Bradie Webb. Their band is finished with Shaun Diviney, the lead singer, and lead guitarist.
Person 1: "Who is Andy Clemmensen?"
Person 2: "He is the hottest guy alive, from Short Stack."
Person 1: "He sounds pretty amazing.."
Person 2: "He so is."
Andy Clemmensen by Katie Clemmensen October 14, 2011
n. A stray pubic hair found in a place where pubic hair generally is not located.
I guess I don't mind finding a clemons on a urinal, 'cause it's normal for them to be there. But when I find them on the sink, I start to wonder what went down.
Clemons by Jason July 15, 2008
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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