clemmens 

the area between the balls and poopchute, always extremely moist and stinky, prone to rash and infection

That boy needs to wash his clemmens, I can smell it through his pants!

clemmens by gayjo October 12, 2006

Samuel clemmens 

A good ol fashioned rim job made to bring gay and straight couples back together.Has many variations as the old fashioned samuel clemmens and the sloppy clemmens

linal gave liness a samuel clemmens.

Samuel clemmens by Sw4G sK8t3rz August 6, 2012

Clemens 

Clemens is a kind and humorous guy who is easy to have conversations with. He is passionate about things he gets involved in, whether it is caring for his mentally challenged dog, his art projects or his family. He is intelligent and thoughtful and has a well-round insight on many important issues, which contrasts heavily with his goofy behavior and inability to use drinking straws. He likes to experiment with cooking in the evening and is willing to go to great lenghts to make an interesting dish for dinner, but eats his breakfast on the toilet. He enjoys spending his free time actively, by going on walks, visiting the trampoline house, or skinny-dipping in the pool of his elderly neighbours. He is a sexy and generous lover who isn't afraid to pass gas during sexual intercourse, because he values the comfort of himself and his partner above all else. He enjoys wholesome entertainment figures, like the Moomins or the Pope.

Clemens is so great - he made my sister a painting of her dog.

Clemens by pferd.pferdson December 12, 2020

roger clemens 

A) The opposite of Greg Maddux. A cheater with a bad attitude, anger issues, and a lone wolf mentality. Plays for himself, and quite willing to throw his family and friends under the bus to make sure his cheating ways don't hurt his hall of fame chances.

B) VERB To backstab someone in order to avoid heat.

C) When having vaginal intercourse with a girl, pull out and instantly ram it into her ass, like a steroids needle.

(P.S. Greg Maddux was denied Cy Young awards when he was the best pitcher in the league, and Roger Clemens has won them when he wasn't. And one of them likes to have needles jammed into his ass, and I'll give you a hint, it isn't Greg Maddux.)

A) Roger Clemens is the epitome of what a major league baseball player should not be.

B) My best friend pulled a Roger Clemens on me.

C) Way to go, McNamee.

roger clemens by HarbingerofTruth March 31, 2008

Roger Clemens 

Now a 45 year old attention whore, Clemens was once a great baseball player who has played for the Toronto Blue Jays, the Houston Astros, and the New York Yankees. As he got older he's become a roid freak to win back his long time boyfriend Brian McNamee. But it costed him his respect and fame.

Roger Clemens is too old. But he just won't give up.

Roger Clemens by Smart American Male June 2, 2008

Andy Clemmensen 

the sexii bass / vocals in the shmexii aussie band short stack...

Mandy says "Do you love short stack?"

Nella says "eff yee! Andy Clemmensen is the sexiiest, 'eh"

Mandy says "yee.. naww, we love him"

Andy Clemmensen by ShortStackEffingShmexi September 25, 2009

roger clemens 

annually returning weed of major league baseball. was once a dominant pitcher,but has for the last four years has retired and continuously whined about making a decision to pitch again. for the last three years he played for his hometown houston astros, claiming he wanted to be near home and be in the same organization as his son.
he now claims that he wants to go to a contender, where he can "make a difference." he signed with the new york yankees, a team in desperate need of pitching.
coincidentally, he will be seen as a "savior" which will play serve into his massive ego. another team he said he considered was boston, the best team in baseball as of his signing, and a team that could also have used another starter. truth be told, he didn't sign with boston not because they didn't offer enough money (they offered about two million dollars a month less than new york's $28 million for roughly four months)but because he would not have been the same media circus he will be in new york; he would have almost blended in with hero curt schilling, 6-0 unbeaten josh beckett, japanese legend daisuke matsuzaka, and the rejuvenated tim wakefield.

roger clemens is a schmuck.

roger clemens by thiswasntwrittenbywhoyouthink May 21, 2007