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clementcy 

What was most definitely **not** granted Ken Rex McElroy on July 10, 1981.
Trena McElroy may indeed have wished dat Del and da other shooters had given her "town bully" husband some clementcy on dat infamous day in Skidmore, Missouri, but da townspeople had gotten totally fed up with said arrogant criminal's intimidation and brutality, and so any further tolerance of said cruelty was not to be.
clementcy by QuacksO February 11, 2023
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Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks
1) A french word meaning indulgence or gentleness, the direct translation is clemency
2) A french name for a girl who is beautiful, smart, loving, open minded, an overall social butterfly, but is also strong and remains a true friend to you, even if you're broken and lost and she needs to carry some of your weight and share some of your pain to help you, and even if you have trouble letting people in, a girl who's always there for you.
A: You know Clémence?
B: Yeah, everyone does, she's great!
A: Well she's on of my best friends
B: Yeah, I see her with you all the time, she even turns down eating lunch with us to stay with you! What a great friend.
A: I know, I love her so much.
Clémence by SunshineSucker December 29, 2014

Clementing 

Not so much exaggerating the truth but to bare face lie about random things such as owning many properties, secretly being a millionaire, used to be a professional football player, being popular with the opposite sex.
Normally ‘Clementing’ is done by someone who should know better like a parent showing off to a child, a teacher in front of a class or a work colleague trying to big themselves up
Otherwise know as being a ‘Walter Mitty’. Someone who lives in a constant fantasy state.
John - "Neil's Clementing again'
Paul - 'what's he done?'
John ' Told everyone he just sold 2 flats yesterday for a profit of $50k each as well as having an orgy with the neighbours wife and daughter'!
Paul ' Gee's, the guy's in his 40's, why does he BS so much!
Clementing by jolly roger 009 August 19, 2013

Clementine 

Clementine is the most incredible person ever. If you know Clementine then you are one lucky human. They have such pretty eyes and their smile brings you so much joy and their laughter. Oh my god their laughter makes u fall in love every time you hear it. Clementine is the kindest most caring person you will ever meet. Once you have them, never let them go. Loving them is like breathing. You can’t stop. They are so smart and so funny and you instantly feel so much better when they are around. You feel safe.

Never make them feel like they aren’t important. Never make them feel alone. Don’t ever leave them. You don’t know what you are giving up on.

Clementine is stylish. Clementine is so pretty. They are the best person that you will ever meet.

They will love you if you love them the way they deserve. Which is with affection and support through their good days and their bad days.

Don’t ever be a reason they struggle to love.
“Wow. Clementine is so pretty.” Jakob gasped
“You’re a simp.” Responded Abrona.
Clementine by Jakob B April 29, 2021

Nate Clements-ed 

The unfortunate circumstance of a defensive player who is carrying the football carelessly en-route to a touchdown after a turnover and an opposing player comes from behind and punches the ball out.
On 10/3/2010 49ers d-back Nate Clements intercepted a pass at mid field in a game against the Falcons with little time left on the clock and a lead. Had he run out of bounds, his team would have easily gone on to win their first game of the season. Nate Clements instead chose to return the interception and while waiting for blocks to set up, was chased down by Roddy White and Nate Clements-ed. The falcons would go on to win on a field goal.
Nate Clements-ed by The Amalamps October 6, 2010

Clementine 

One of the most beautiful girls you will ever meet- usually with brown hair and green blue eyes. Her laugh lights the sky, and her smile fills the room. Clementine will always be there for you and keep you up when you’re down. She’s extremely smart and confident, and will always be passionate in what she pursues. If you ever meet a girl named Clementine, hold her tight and never let go.
Clementine is confident and passionate.
Clementine by rebelishgirl103 March 20, 2019
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