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clemente 

the most amazing man you will ever meet. a clemente will never make you feel down. he will always brighten your day and make you smile and laugh so much.

clemente is loyal, funny, sweet, caring, talented, cute, amazing, nice, handsome, and an extremely good person to anyone who crosses his path.

if you’ve got a clemente in your life, never lost him or let him go. you’re the luckiest girl/guy if you are ever fortunate enough to come across a clemente.
“have you met my friend clemente? you’re gonna love being around him!”
clemente by saraht76 December 7, 2017
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clemente 

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.
Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!
clemente by forkineye July 28, 2011

clemente 

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick
Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

Clemente 

To profile shenanigans of any kind LIKE A BOSS by using criminal behavioral analysis.
"I Clemente'd the FUCK out of that crime scene!!"

Bro 1 "How'd you figure out that Bob stole your beers?"
Bro 2 "I Clemente'd that shit bro!"
Bro 1 "Sweeeet"

Clemente 

Clemente has an enormous horse cock
"have you seen clemente's bulge?" "i didn't have to, i read in woman's weekly that clemente has an enormous horse cock!"
Clemente by urbandick1234password January 6, 2022

Clemente 

To have no car or license.
Man imagine being Clemente.

Clemente 

Tall, strong, nonchalant, handsome and respectful man. That has a big penis. Very attractive person.
All the women love Clemente.
Clemente by @Cocaine May 15, 2025