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cleant his clock
cleant his clock by Hdjdmekjndjjsnsjs January 6, 2016
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cleant • cleant his clock • Cleantec • cleanter • cleanth • Cleantha • cleantopia • cleanty • clean the pipes • Clean the kitchen
cleandirty
When something like a biscuit / cookie is dropped and hits the floor but is picked up very quickly to be eaten.
cleandirty by Tongueler February 11, 2017
Whiz Clean
1 - Meditating to refresh, clean ones mind.
2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
2 - Simular to the Vulcan mind meld(in the mindless Star Trek world)!
Woman: You nasty, vulgar man. You need a Whiz Clean to clear your mind.
obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!
Woman: Rape, help, any one.
obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
obama: No way baby, being filthy and a user is what made what I am today. "I know what you need", a good f_c_in!
Woman: Rape, help, any one.
obama: Ain't no one left to do the right thing baby, get over it and take it! I got all the uneducated, pimps, druggies backing me!!!
Whiz Clean by The_Master_Whiz December 30, 2010
Mr. Clean
Mr. Clean by new guy 101 April 20, 2020
Clean Bandit
An outlaw who has just stepped out of the bath.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
To get a clean bandit you must soap down your desperado, then scrub and rinse.
Clean Bandit:
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
She tells him "your bath ain't gonna be nothing like my bath (straight)
You're gonna wash and have a good bath
I'm gonna scrub what I've got to scrub" (stay up there, stay up there)
I never meant to leave you dirty
I never meant to do the dirt thing
Not to you (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
'Cause every time I see you soaping
I wish I wasn't one of your exes
Get in the pool (it's bathtime, bathtime, everybody)
And now your wash is on repeat
And I'm scrubbing on to your heartbeat
And when you're clean, I feel incomplete
So if you want the truth
I just wanna be part of your symphony
Clean Bandit by Fishyrich November 25, 2019
vibe cleanse
vibe cleanse by hunnydew May 7, 2020
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