Cliftonism
"I cosplay with myself."
Cliftonism by Perkar October 21, 2004
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Cliftonism
The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
Cliftonism by Funkytown66 February 27, 2008
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Cliftonism • clintonism • New Clintonism • claytonism • Cliftonite • Claptonism • cliftonie • Cliftonize • clintonista • Cliftonsitting
Claptonism
Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".
"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"
Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009
clintonista
A devoted (read: rabid) supporter of Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential contests. Could be extended to a rabid supporter of any Clinton.
See also: Obamaniac
See also: Obamaniac
Dude, did you hear what James Carville said about Richardson being Judas?
Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.
Yeah, Carville's a diehard Clintonista. Don't pay him any attention.
clintonista by My Name April 22, 2008
Cliftonite
A person from Cliftonville Road, Belfast. Not known by elder generations and is normally only used by teenagers of the area. Most Notably, "The Cliftonville Wolfpack" who run the place.
Cliftonite by totefofo October 21, 2010
Claytonism
"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism
Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006
Clintonism
A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.
Clintonism
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."
"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"
"I promise to cut your taxes."
"I did not dodge the draft."
"I never inhaled."
"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."
"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."
Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009
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