Clintonism

A comment, lie, or activity by Bill Clinton, reflecting on his legendary and pathological dishonesty, serial sexual predation, or general ignorance.

Clintonism

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky."

"depending on what the meaning of 'is' is"

"I promise to cut your taxes."

"I did not dodge the draft."

"I never inhaled."

"I never exposed my extremely small erection to Paula Jones and asked her to 'kiss it'."

"I did not have an 11 year affair with Gennifer Flowers."

Clintonism by DontHateThisConservative March 13, 2009

Clintonism

Clintonism is the political and economic policies of Bill Clinton, and his wife Hillary Rodham Clinton, as well as the era of his presidency in the United States.
This political and economic policy included:
Passing the North American Free Trade Agreement and create the World Trade Organization. Free trade was an essential component of his economic policy.
Balanced budget: Clintonism is associated with restraining the growth of federal spending, in order to allow lower interest rates and freer monetary policy.
Greater willingness to use and fund the military and show up a willingness to compromise on social issues such as abortion and LGBT rights.
Reform or reduction of some government programs, exemplified by the ending of Aid to Families with Dependent Children as part of welfare reform.
Internationalism, particularly the expansion of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization.

Clintonism was a failure then and a failure now!

Clintonism by Yobberson June 27, 2017

clintonism

1. a lie
2. a tax hike

Too many clintonisms exist today in politics

clintonism by dictionary April 9, 2003

New Clintonism 

When a choice of two is given and a decision is made between the two only for the choser to later realise they rejected something better than what they chose. Therefore New Clintonism is a choice made between two things which is later regretted.

"You chose to buy a Skoda over a BMW only for it to break down a week later? That's New Clintonism, man."

"You kept the baby and it turned out to be a pain in the ass? That's some major New Clintonism"

New Clintonism by Brit2008 March 21, 2009

Clintonesque

When a situation or chain of events put you in a situation where your alleged actions or inaction places suspicion upon your involvement in a intentional or accidental murder/suicide or other such nonsense.

It is very Clintonesque of Trudeau to be linked to the murders of the pharmaceutical giant from Toronto....

Clintonesque by Leo D'enviro-NO December 10, 2019

clintonizer

a man in a position of political power who elicits or forces oral sex from a woman under his authority

I have a clintonizer for a boss.

clintonizer by kbabe87 October 23, 2008

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009