claytonizm 

one who suffers from internet porn surfing with abandon.

He suffers from claytonism

claytonizm by t-bear October 7, 2003

Claptonism

Bowing and praising the one and only God Clapton. All Claptonists(people who bow to Clapton) must know most of the songs that mede Clapton famous such as Cocaine, Layla, Crossroads and so on. Claptonist must also praise the perfect god-like guitar known simply as the Fender Stratocaster and anything that is Fender. In the end Clapton will show us the right path when we have to choose in the "crossroad".

"Mom I am gonna go practice Claptonism with my friends because we heard clapton pay and we wanna be his slaves"

Claptonism by Pope of the Claptonist Church March 14, 2009

Claytonism 

An insult poorly masked by a compliment. A backhanded statement.

"Luke, ya know what you lack in looks, intelligence, personality, and charm you make up for with wit."- Claytonism

Claytonism by Rev. Luke Husby May 30, 2006

Claptonism

The Religion of those who recognize Eric Clapton as a God

I just converted to Claptonism .

Claptonism by Claptonist March 4, 2009

claytonistic

The act of being a capitalistic pig. A hater of mexicans. An oppressor.

Hitler's ideology of the Jews was in large part claytonistic.

claytonistic by Freedy the Mexican December 11, 2009

Claytonitis 

When ur really cool

That dude with the clout goggles has some mad claytonitis

Claytonitis by Yeetman429696969 February 5, 2019

Claytonism 

The art of being dirty; refusing to bathe; always grimy.

Hey man, go take a shower! Im tired of you and this claytonism!

Claytonism by Cryogenics January 12, 2009