claving

opposite of jelqing, inverse jelqing
the goal of claving is to exercise ur penis to get smaller, therefore extending it in the process

“I caught Robert claving in front of the girls at the party”

“Silly Robert, he’s always claving”

by claveboy February 11, 2024

Claving

The inverse of jelqing. Pushing your male genitals inwards into the body. This method may assist you in your progression in penismaxing.

The combination of jelqing and claving leads to perfect penis dynamics.

Robert was claving so much that his penis eventually, along with jelqing, grew by half an inch.

by nate hillhouse April 10, 2025

auto-claving

Leaving items in your hot vehicle to kill any Corona virus.

When I get back from the store I leave my stuff in my hot vehicle for some auto-claving to kill any Corona virus.

by dog nipple May 14, 2020

Steam-Clavined

The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.

"FUCK, I'm dead! I would've SEEN that landmine if I weren't being Steam-Clavined just then!"

by Defenestrator January 1, 2015

Clavining

Appearing to work long hours while actually wasting incredible amounts of time and effort on nonsense

Rather than being diligent in his work, Quentin was caught clavining as he browsed golf swing tips during work hours.

by SCCDoge April 14, 2021

Music Craving

When you seriously want to listen to a specific song at that moment.

Emily has a music craving for "Dark Horse"

by ichiwatr June 26, 2014

Craving

A desire or want of something.

I’m craving some hotdogs and vagina.

by Not Worth a Bean November 11, 2018