The act of inserting fingers (or claws) into a vagina and viciously clawing/scraping away until climax is reached (or bleeding).
recommended use in conjunction with wolfbagging, small household pets or whilst stroking your cookie nipples.
Elv: 'i was absolutely ball-bagged last night and got my digits stuck up this right sort
Fun: 'U give her a good clawing?? u bad cat'
Elv: 'yep, clawed her off a treat'
Donald Miller, in his book, Searching For God Knows What, uses this term to describe 'wish fulfillment.'
Clawing for eden, or, as a literary critic (that Miller was watching on CSPAN) said, 'wish fulfillment' was the reason why Harry Potter books sold so well. Miller said that he agrees with the critic but he calls it Clawing For Eden.
Person 1: Waiter! I'd like a cup of coffee, a bagel, steak and eggs, waffl--
Waiter: Stop clawing for eden and look at the menu
When you burn your fingers on a lighter or bowl at a party, you take one of the pong cups and put the burnt finger/fingers in the half of the cup that has liquid in it, and walk around holding the cup like that to alleviate the pain.
Dude! That guy just burnt his thumb on his lighter and now he's totally lobster clawing! Somebody get a picture, quick!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.