Claxing

1. To munt while gooning.
2. To get a blumkin and mew at the same time.

Mr. Belding: Brayden what are you doing to that body?!
Brayden: I'm claxing right now Mr. Belding.

by YOURMOMFUCKEDMELASTNIGHT123456 March 18, 2024

Claxing

Blasting rope on your neighbors dog, proceeding to freeze your dick with liquid nitrogen, then shattering it with a bottle of liquor with over 40 percent alcohol volume.

Did you hear Brady lost his dick last week? Apparently he went claxing and shattered his cock with a bottle of jack daniels.

by Clax lover March 30, 2024

Claxing

When you masturbate then put a hole in your penis so the semen comes out of both holes. If you poke multiple holes, it’s called clazmaxxing.

“I can’t go out, I’m gonna start my claxing streak tonight.”

by D20Dicing April 9, 2024

cock-coaxing

the complete opposite to cock-blocking, usually helped by a wing man by introducing you to a girl your too nervous to talk to.

the other day my friend was cock-coaxing me when i was too sackless to talk to that hoe

by rhythm12345 November 1, 2010

claping

Actions by a group of people attacking an Amish person, taking advantage of that person being a pacifist. They knowingly and perhaps viciously attack, expecting no resistance.

Claping a person who will not defend themselves is an aggressive act our society should not condone nor ignore. If each of us wants to live in a community where we (at the very least) are tolerated for our beliefs, we need to have consequences for those who clape any person.

by Paderewski July 20, 2016

Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling

We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.

by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013

Regina claming

1
to become butt hurt over something someone said about someone else with the same name

2
recreationally policing the interweb with the wishful thinking that everyone should be at least as closed minded

3
whine and bitch until you "convince" everyone to stop disagreeing with you and then irrationally conclude you've attained consensus

4
emotional interweb terrorism

"I am the Regina in question and I refuse that my name be used for inflammatory purposes on the internet. I have been victim of harassement because of this definition. Please remove this definition immediately or I will need to take legal action. " Regina claming again! How the fuck could she be so arrogant to think every regina on the internet is her?

Refuse all you want! What you want does NOT outweigh freedom of speech, Regina claming asshole. Yeah, free speech is free to be fucking offensive. You DO NOT have any right to be not-offended, shitheadtart. The first amendment exists to protect UNpopular speech. Get a fucking clue or dozen. GTFO

by box of offensive words June 18, 2013